Never argue with a woman

Never argueOne morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says

– Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?

– Reading a book, she replies, (thinking, ”Isn’t that obvious?”)
– You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area, he informs her.
– I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.
– Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.
– If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault, says the woman.
– But I haven’t even touched you, says the game warden.
– That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
– Have a nice day ma’am, and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.